tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-138757472024-03-07T01:19:54.459-08:00PAFLY News!News about the Comic <a href="http://www.pafly.com/archive">Pinocchio and FooT</a>, from <a href="http://www.pafly.com">pafly.com</a>.
Remember: leave stupidity to the professionals!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.comBlogger94125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-4799537333936169262017-11-12T15:15:00.000-08:002017-11-12T15:42:13.575-08:00Now with Kliko Vision (TM)!Using astounding new Internets technology, <a href="http://pafly.com/">pafly.com</a> now comes with the disruptive techno-breakthrough of the century! With the amazing new Kliko Vision (TM - patent pending -- watch out google!), you can read your favorite Pinocchio and FooT comics by simply clicking on the image! <a href="http://www.pafly.com/archive/index.php">Check in out</a>! This is just one of the incredible steps <a href="http://pafly.com/">pafly.com</a> is making to fulfill it's twenty-year plan to become mobile-friendly by 2037!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-16600324523899732352012-06-10T08:38:00.002-07:002012-06-10T08:38:58.291-07:00AIS Three Saved!Adolf in Space Numero Trois mysteriously disappeared from the InterToobs the other day!<br />
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But not to worry, Pafly fan. Although Al-Qaida or the FLDS continue to be the main suspects in the disappearance, the crack technicians at International PAFLY Pork Pizza DisnoExxoPfizer, LLC, obtained the master copy carefully preserved in a nuclear-blast hardened, temperature-controlled safe deep in the caverns of NORAD and uploaded it to the IPPPDEP servers for your continued enjoyment.<br />
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The Terrorists and Cylons lose another round, Pafly fan!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-29106509692958937122009-12-11T10:12:00.000-08:002009-12-11T10:14:15.695-08:00We're MovingPafly.com is moving to a new server. Presumably it will appear seamless to our beloved fan, but no doubt complete chaos and disarray will result.<br /><br />Chaos and disarray is the Pafly way, after all!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-31190956228461085122009-09-29T19:49:00.000-07:002009-09-29T19:50:42.414-07:00New Adolf in Space!Years in the making and millions over-budget, it's a new <a href="http://www.pafly.com/radio/AISEpisode9.mp3">Adolf in Space</a>!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-48173836238167734592009-09-17T12:17:00.000-07:002009-09-17T12:19:39.958-07:00Pafly on Twitter!For no conceivable purpose, pafly is now on <a href="https://twitter.com/pafly">Twitter</a>!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-80116156701388125762007-08-09T16:58:00.000-07:002007-08-09T17:04:28.542-07:00Finally, My Autographed Picture of Zac Efron!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLhvNCOGIdxtUw-q5KX8coi5b1-40CyhJRKVpaWR-LmRUIJBD4FTVpwf-ls4MeZSl7OYJm5AFYtsvYqBPGs6ac0Uhn2lWepUc3VVOS9q-NF9pnIPbWasfJqUiELyMNEwrhQ1ZR5g/s1600-h/zac.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5096854890268154626" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLhvNCOGIdxtUw-q5KX8coi5b1-40CyhJRKVpaWR-LmRUIJBD4FTVpwf-ls4MeZSl7OYJm5AFYtsvYqBPGs6ac0Uhn2lWepUc3VVOS9q-NF9pnIPbWasfJqUiELyMNEwrhQ1ZR5g/s320/zac.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Ooo. So dreamy. Get yours <a href="http://www.hairspraymovie.com/autograph.html">here</a>!</div><div></div><div><a href="http://pafly.com/radio/AutographedPicture.mp3">Livin' in my own world....Didn't understand...</a></div>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-6788140086314102162007-07-01T14:38:00.000-07:002007-07-01T14:42:39.127-07:00The Critics Have Spoken!It's weird! It's creepy! And you can't tell which one is Zac Efron! (<a href="http://www.zefron.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38730&highlight=pafly">Zefron</a>)<br /><br />Pinocchio and FooT! Always on the cutting edge!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-92051853085180989692007-05-07T15:29:00.000-07:002007-05-07T15:32:47.316-07:00Shameless Local Candidates Misuse Pinocchio!Why this <a href="http://vegaspundit.typepad.com/vegas_pundit/files/GA07122s1LyingRick-3.pdf">horrible misuse</a> of the Pinocchio nose by a local campaign looks like the work of the Ferret!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-60548092475164178342007-03-29T13:37:00.000-07:002007-03-29T13:47:33.074-07:00Oh My Stars and Garters!!Zac Efron did not do all his own singing in High School Musical!! From <a href="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/chart_beat/chat_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1001995389">Fred</a>:<br /><blockquote>Our chart department has been dealing with this issue all week, and as a result, you'll notice that credits for some of the "High School Musical" tracks have changed.<br /><br />It's really not a Milli Vanilli situation, though. The Disney folks never claimed that Zac Efron was singing all of the "High School Musical" songs. On the CD, songs are credited to character names, not the names of the real actors. Billboard listed the songs on the chart by using the actors' names. It's also not unusual for actors not to sing their own songs in filmed musicals (Marni Nixon became famous for being the singing voice of Audrey Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, Natalie Wood, Jeanne Crain Marilyn Monroe in various movie musicals).<br /><br />Andrew Seeley did sing some of the "High School Musical" tracks, and has been properly credited on the Billboard charts. On other tracks, Zac Efron recorded vocals and they were mixed with Seeley's vocals, so both artists are now credited.<br /><br />By the way, the success of all these "High School Musical" tracks was completely unexpected. Label execs at Walt Disney were planning to promote B5's version of "Get'cha Head in the Game" as the hit single from the TV movie. Ironically, it's one of two original songs on the album that has not charted.<br /></blockquote><br />Songs are credited to character's names??? Is that so Disney doesn't have to pay the real people?<br /><blockquote></blockquote>I'm sooo disappointed. I don't know if I'll ever be able forgive Zac.<br /><br />I just hope he hasn't broken <a href="http://paflyradioplays.blogspot.com/2007/03/ode-to-autographed-picture-of-zac-efron.html">Fredrick Quagmire the Third</a>'s heart!<br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-24287932810025561332007-02-04T00:16:00.000-08:002007-02-04T00:20:40.329-08:00Pafllyman Salutes the New Utah State Quarter!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-fOvUYScXxGQkOWTYVWsIoI0I6nFyaTgQ95lXgSzy7BdqbRhEQb88zAy6015nzhhZT2v6ebwep4f_6xjjtH2BBPYVo7dSmAKIrz1iXN4CkVKOLJF1Ey7QMfKCgzDxQ3rzrDZoew/s1600-h/rotated.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-fOvUYScXxGQkOWTYVWsIoI0I6nFyaTgQ95lXgSzy7BdqbRhEQb88zAy6015nzhhZT2v6ebwep4f_6xjjtH2BBPYVo7dSmAKIrz1iXN4CkVKOLJF1Ey7QMfKCgzDxQ3rzrDZoew/s320/rotated.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5027590500560722610" border="0" /></a>Paflyman salutes the fabulous new Utah Quarter and reflects on its true significance in a new <a href="http://www.pafly.com/paflyman/quarter/index.php">Paflyman Report</a>!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-30727458074577875592007-01-30T23:04:00.000-08:002007-01-30T23:06:28.766-08:00Lagoon Vomitfest?Update: <a href="http://www.pafly.com/archive/index.php?bignose=4&archivetype=pf009">page 3</a>.Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-3332446707543219242006-12-09T13:09:00.000-08:002006-12-09T13:11:56.525-08:00I Flushed, I Flushed, I Flushed!Paflyman cannot recommend the new <a href="http://www.footflush.com/Default.asp?bhcp=1">foot flush web-commercial</a> too highly.Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-45923630593567731622006-12-01T21:39:00.000-08:002006-12-01T21:40:21.652-08:00Mark Eubank Quits?<a href="http://www.ksl.com/?sid=616015&nid=149">Say it isn't so! </a>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-88237630766916793652006-12-01T14:41:00.000-08:002006-12-01T14:49:59.244-08:00Zac Efron<p>Zac Efron is the favorite way to pafilay!</p>Top 20 of 93 Total Search Strings<br /><br /># Hits Search String<br />1 124 35.73% zac efron<br />2 47 13.54% Zac Efron<br />3 16 4.61% airplane jokes<br />4 11 3.17% ferret<br />5 8 2.31% characters<br />6 5 1.44% philosophy jokes<br />7 5 1.44% pinocchio characters<br />8 5 1.44% zac efron pictures<br />9 4 1.15% foot job<br />10 4 1.15% pictures of zac efron<br />11 4 1.15% pinocchio<br />12 3 0.86% AIRPLANE JOKES<br />13 3 0.86% ZAC EFRON<br />14 3 0.86% foot comics<br />15 3 0.86% nose job<br />16 3 0.86% pafly<br />17 3 0.86% pupa cosmetics<br />18 2 0.58% Airplane Jokes<br />19 2 0.58% Mohammed the prophet<br />20 2 0.58% Zac efronPaflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-47394366779594060582006-11-24T23:18:00.000-08:002006-11-24T23:20:52.621-08:00Hail to Thee, Mabel Mudd Wench Tech!<a href="http://www.pafly.com/archive/index.php?bignose=3&archivetype=pf009">Three </a>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1159470285673230032006-09-28T11:59:00.000-07:002006-09-28T15:24:38.280-07:00There Must Be Some MistakeSurely U.S. News and World Reports overlooked <a href="http://www.pafly.com/junk/images/shirt-ferret.jpg">Mudd Wench Tech</a> in their <a href="http://www.hmc.edu/headline/USNews_2006.htm">obviously flawed rankings</a>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1159254415489211552006-09-26T00:04:00.000-07:002006-09-26T00:06:55.510-07:00It's AliveAn actual <a href="http://www.pafly.com/archive/index.php?bignose=2&archivetype=pf009">update</a>.Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1158266107174537412006-09-14T13:33:00.000-07:002006-09-14T13:35:07.186-07:00HorrifyingWhen computer programs <a href="http://featherlite.tearpik.info/">go bad</a>.Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1157859338490472992006-09-09T20:34:00.000-07:002006-09-09T20:55:16.023-07:00Is paflyman dead?Don't know for sure, but there are some new <a href="http://www.pafly.com/faqs/">FAQ's from FooT</a>!<br /><br />And if he ain't dead already, the new <a href="http://www.pafly.com/phaj/index.php">philosophy airplane jokes</a> should do the deed.Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1154372106884322472006-07-31T11:48:00.000-07:002006-07-31T11:55:06.913-07:00What is PAFLY?<a href="http://www.acronymfinder.com/">Acroynm finder</a> give no results for <a href="http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=PAFLY&Find=find&string=exact">pafly</a>!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.acronymattic.com/results.aspx?q=PAFLY">Acronym Attic</a> finds "Performance Automatic Flywheels."<br /><br />The mystery continues!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1153378704931097362006-07-19T23:57:00.000-07:002006-07-19T23:58:24.953-07:00Junk!<a href="http://www.pafly.com/junk/">Lotta Junk</a>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1153175389223853222006-07-17T15:26:00.000-07:002006-07-17T15:29:49.263-07:00Thieves, VarmintsThe <a href="http://www.pafly.com/phaj/index.php">Descartes joke</a> has been around...<br /><br /><a href="http://consc.net/misc/descartes.html">here</a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.bcc.ctc.edu/philosophy/jokes.htm">here</a> and<br /><br /><a href="http://www.as.miami.edu/phi/jokes.htm">here</a>Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1152945300858824092006-07-14T23:34:00.000-07:002006-07-14T23:35:00.866-07:00FooT strikes again!<a href="http://www.pafly.com/phaj/index.php">Philosophy Airplane Jokes</a>!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1151366939000928142006-06-26T17:05:00.000-07:002006-06-26T21:44:47.760-07:00Adolf In Space Breaks 50!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6886/1237/1600/stats.1.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6886/1237/320/stats.0.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />Over 50 (53 exactly) weirdos now subscribe to Adolf in Space! An all time high!<br /><br />Now, if only someone would start writing the next installment!Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13875747.post-1151045931743013582006-06-22T23:57:00.000-07:002006-06-23T00:17:56.663-07:00Pinocchio And FooT No. 9What has the Ferret done to <a href="http://www.pafly.com/irregular/?bignose=1">East High School</a>???<br /><br />From the <a href="http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.04.0059%3Aentry%3D%2330391">Perseus Project</a>...<br /><br />The nose, as an organ expressive of sagacity, and also of scorn and anger: naribus ducere tura, to smell, Hor. C. 4, 1, 21 : naribus labrisque non fere quicquam decenter ostendimus, tametsi derisus iis, contemptus, fastidium significari solet, nam et corrugare nares, ut Horatius ait ... indecorum est, etc., to turn up the nose, to sneer, Quint. 11, 3, 80: ne sordida mappa Corruget nares, cause you to turn up your nose, Hor. Ep. 1, 5, 22 : omnis copia narium, sweet-smelling flowers, id. C. 2, 15, 6 : de nare loqui, to speak through the nose, Pers. 1, 33 : Aesopus naris emunctae senex, of a clean nose, i. e. of sharp perception, of fine powers of observation, Phaedr. 3, 3, 14; so, (Lucilius) emunctae naris, Hor. S. 1, 4, 8 : acutae nares, id. ib. 1, 3, 30 ; and on the contrary: homo naris obesae, of a dull nose, id. Epod. 12, 3 : naribus uti, to turn up the nose, i. e. to banter, ridicule, id. Ep. 1, 19, 45; cf.: rides et nimis uncis naribus indulges, Pers. 1, 41 .--Of anger: Calpurni saevam legem Pisoni' reprendi, Eduxique animam in prioribu' naribus, Lucil. ap. Non. 427, 32 (Sat. 20, 4): in naribus primoribus vix pertuli, Afran. ib. 33 (Com. Rel. v. 384 Rib.).--Paflyman!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14617826150625912726noreply@blogger.com1