PAFLY News!

We're Moving

2009-12-11T10:12:00.000-08:00

Pafly.com is moving to a new server. Presumably it will appear seamless to our beloved fan, but no doubt complete chaos and disarray will result.

Chaos and disarray is the Pafly way, after all!

New Adolf in Space!

2009-09-29T19:49:00.000-07:00

Years in the making and millions over-budget, it's a new Adolf in Space!

Pafly on Twitter!

2009-09-17T12:17:00.000-07:00

For no conceivable purpose, pafly is now on Twitter!

Finally, My Autographed Picture of Zac Efron!

2007-08-09T16:58:00.000-07:00

Ooo. So dreamy. Get yours here!

Livin' in my own world....Didn't understand...

The Critics Have Spoken!

2007-07-01T14:38:00.000-07:00

It's weird! It's creepy! And you can't tell which one is Zac Efron! (Zefron)

Pinocchio and FooT! Always on the cutting edge!

Shameless Local Candidates Misuse Pinocchio!

2007-05-07T15:29:00.000-07:00

Why this horrible misuse of the Pinocchio nose by a local campaign looks like the work of the Ferret!

Oh My Stars and Garters!!

2007-03-29T13:37:00.000-07:00

Zac Efron did not do all his own singing in High School Musical!! From Fred:

Our chart department has been dealing with this issue all week, and as a result, you'll notice that credits for some of the "High School Musical" tracks have changed.

It's really not a Milli Vanilli situation, though. The Disney folks never claimed that Zac Efron was singing all of the "High School Musical" songs. On the CD, songs are credited to character names, not the names of the real actors. Billboard listed the songs on the chart by using the actors' names. It's also not unusual for actors not to sing their own songs in filmed musicals (Marni Nixon became famous for being the singing voice of Audrey Hepburn, Deborah Kerr, Natalie Wood, Jeanne Crain Marilyn Monroe in various movie musicals).

Andrew Seeley did sing some of the "High School Musical" tracks, and has been properly credited on the Billboard charts. On other tracks, Zac Efron recorded vocals and they were mixed with Seeley's vocals, so both artists are now credited.

By the way, the success of all these "High School Musical" tracks was completely unexpected. Label execs at Walt Disney were planning to promote B5's version of "Get'cha Head in the Game" as the hit single from the TV movie. Ironically, it's one of two original songs on the album that has not charted.

Songs are credited to character's names??? Is that so Disney doesn't have to pay the real people?

I'm sooo disappointed. I don't know if I'll ever be able forgive Zac.

I just hope he hasn't broken Fredrick Quagmire the Third's heart!

Pafllyman Salutes the New Utah State Quarter!

2007-02-04T00:16:00.000-08:00

Paflyman salutes the fabulous new Utah Quarter and reflects on its true significance in a new Paflyman Report!

Lagoon Vomitfest?

2007-01-30T23:04:00.000-08:00

Update: page 3.

I Flushed, I Flushed, I Flushed!

2006-12-09T13:09:00.000-08:00

Paflyman cannot recommend the new foot flush web-commercial too highly.

Mark Eubank Quits?

2006-12-01T21:39:00.000-08:00

Say it isn't so!

Zac Efron

2006-12-01T14:41:00.000-08:00

Zac Efron is the favorite way to pafilay!

Top 20 of 93 Total Search Strings

# Hits Search String
1 124 35.73% zac efron
2 47 13.54% Zac Efron
3 16 4.61% airplane jokes
4 11 3.17% ferret
5 8 2.31% characters
6 5 1.44% philosophy jokes
7 5 1.44% pinocchio characters
8 5 1.44% zac efron pictures
9 4 1.15% foot job
10 4 1.15% pictures of zac efron
11 4 1.15% pinocchio
12 3 0.86% AIRPLANE JOKES
13 3 0.86% ZAC EFRON
14 3 0.86% foot comics
15 3 0.86% nose job
16 3 0.86% pafly
17 3 0.86% pupa cosmetics
18 2 0.58% Airplane Jokes
19 2 0.58% Mohammed the prophet
20 2 0.58% Zac efron

Hail to Thee, Mabel Mudd Wench Tech!

2006-11-24T23:18:00.000-08:00

Three

There Must Be Some Mistake

2006-09-28T11:59:00.000-07:00

Surely U.S. News and World Reports overlooked Mudd Wench Tech in their obviously flawed rankings

It's Alive

2006-09-26T00:04:00.000-07:00

An actual update.

Horrifying

2006-09-14T13:33:00.000-07:00

When computer programs go bad.

Is paflyman dead?

2006-09-09T20:34:00.000-07:00

Don't know for sure, but there are some new FAQ's from FooT!

And if he ain't dead already, the new philosophy airplane jokes should do the deed.

What is PAFLY?

2006-07-31T11:48:00.000-07:00

Acroynm finder give no results for pafly!

Acronym Attic finds "Performance Automatic Flywheels."

The mystery continues!

Junk!

2006-07-19T23:57:00.000-07:00

Lotta Junk

Thieves, Varmints

2006-07-17T15:26:00.000-07:00

The Descartes joke has been around...

here

here and

here

FooT strikes again!

2006-07-14T23:34:00.000-07:00

Philosophy Airplane Jokes!

Adolf In Space Breaks 50!

2006-06-26T17:05:00.000-07:00

Over 50 (53 exactly) weirdos now subscribe to Adolf in Space! An all time high!

Now, if only someone would start writing the next installment!

Pinocchio And FooT No. 9

2006-06-22T23:57:00.000-07:00

What has the Ferret done to East High School???

From the Perseus Project...

The nose, as an organ expressive of sagacity, and also of scorn and anger: naribus ducere tura, to smell, Hor. C. 4, 1, 21 : naribus labrisque non fere quicquam decenter ostendimus, tametsi derisus iis, contemptus, fastidium significari solet, nam et corrugare nares, ut Horatius ait ... indecorum est, etc., to turn up the nose, to sneer, Quint. 11, 3, 80: ne sordida mappa Corruget nares, cause you to turn up your nose, Hor. Ep. 1, 5, 22 : omnis copia narium, sweet-smelling flowers, id. C. 2, 15, 6 : de nare loqui, to speak through the nose, Pers. 1, 33 : Aesopus naris emunctae senex, of a clean nose, i. e. of sharp perception, of fine powers of observation, Phaedr. 3, 3, 14; so, (Lucilius) emunctae naris, Hor. S. 1, 4, 8 : acutae nares, id. ib. 1, 3, 30 ; and on the contrary: homo naris obesae, of a dull nose, id. Epod. 12, 3 : naribus uti, to turn up the nose, i. e. to banter, ridicule, id. Ep. 1, 19, 45; cf.: rides et nimis uncis naribus indulges, Pers. 1, 41 .--Of anger: Calpurni saevam legem Pisoni' reprendi, Eduxique animam in prioribu' naribus, Lucil. ap. Non. 427, 32 (Sat. 20, 4): in naribus primoribus vix pertuli, Afran. ib. 33 (Com. Rel. v. 384 Rib.).--

Adolf in Space 8 Unleashed!

2006-06-12T10:18:00.000-07:00

Adolf in Space Eight is available for your, um, listening "pleasure".

P&F Number 8, Done!

2006-06-11T15:21:00.000-07:00

New Paflyman News!

2006-06-11T12:43:00.000-07:00

Find out what news Paflyman has discovered, hush hush, and on the Q.T.!

He's a Bit Twirled

2006-05-31T23:12:00.000-07:00

BOLLYWOOD ARRRGGG!

2006-05-30T16:09:00.000-07:00

Disney is making a bollywood version of High School Musical.

As of yet, there are no reports of plans to place a Taj Mahal-like dome on East High School.

ARGGG!!!

Arggg! Make It Stop!

2006-05-23T16:09:00.000-07:00

The San Jose Mercury likes High School Musical! What are they smokin' up there in Silicon Valley??

And it's out on DVD! And 36 million idiots have watched it!

It's as if....Fredrick Quagmire the Third were Emperor of the Universe or something like that!!

Arrrggg!!

And this from IMDb:

The Salt Lake Tribune reported today that Robyn Roberts, the principal of East High School, receives emails every day about the movie. "They're asking, 'Is your school really that fun?'" She says that one school administrator asked for a floor plan of East High. "They're redesigning their school ... and they want to make it more enjoyable for kids."

Arrrggg!!

Captain KC passes on

2006-04-28T16:06:00.000-07:00

There's one less Captain whose name Adolf can steal. Bernie Calderwood, who portrayed Captain KC, passed away in 2003.

The writers of the critically profaned "Adolf in Space" had the following comment: "Dagnabit! Where are we going to find new captains to steal names from! Blast you, Bernie!!! Wait--we haven't used Admiral Bernie yet! Brilliant!"

And---HOLY ZUCCHINI!!! Bernie went to EAST HIGH SCHOOL! Coincidence? I don't think so!!! Zac Efron works in mysterious ways!

Adolf in Space Seven Now Available at a Store Near You

2006-04-26T17:17:00.000-07:00

The latest Adolf in Space is here.

Adolf's success is astounding. Out of billions of potential listeners all over the world, Adolf averaged 30, yes, 30 subscribers over the last month! Also this month, Adolf subscriptions reached the all time high of 42. The chart above gives the number of subscribers per day since Adolf's inception--as a podcast anyway.

Simply astounding!

August Strindberg Steals Adolf

2006-04-12T16:39:00.000-07:00

In shameless act of plagiarism, August Strindberg has stolen the character Captain Adolf for his second rate play, "the Father."

Stindberg's corpse did not immediately return this reporter's phone calls. One can only speculate: what is he trying to hide?

Oh's Ain't Got Arms

2006-04-11T10:41:00.000-07:00

Flush!!!

2006-04-02T15:58:00.000-07:00

AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!

2006-03-27T17:14:00.000-08:00

Will the horror never end? There's a full-blown article over on Wiki-pedia on High School Musical!!! With extensive discussion about the quality of the article!!!

And, worse yet, plans for a sequel!!!!

And Zac Efron, "bona fide hot-guy"?????

ARRRGGGGGG!

Such a Talent

2006-03-23T16:21:00.000-08:00

Snarfed from the Trib

'High School Musical': TV movie shot in SLC rocks the tween scene
Talk of the Morning
By Kathy Stephenson
The Salt Lake Tribune
Salt Lake Tribune
Born before 1980? Then you probably haven't seen - or heard of - the Disney Channel original movie "High School Musical."
But it's time to "Get'cha Head in the Game" because this low-budget movie - filmed last summer at Salt Lake City's East High School - is the latest "tween" phenomenon, breaking cable TV records and rewriting pop-chart history.
On Thursday, the movie soundtrack was No. 1 on the Billboard 200 list, which ranks albums based on sales. Since the movie premiered on the Disney Channel on Jan. 20, the "High School Musical" soundtrack has sold nearly 404,000 copies in stores and through digital downloads on iTunes. It's the first TV show soundtrack to top the charts since 1985 when "Miami Vice" spent 11 weeks at No. 1, according to Billboard.
Last month, 28.3 million viewers tuned into one of the seven showings of the movie. Nearly two-thirds of them were between the ages of 6 and 14.
Not bad for a movie made for $5 million, with six relatively unknown teen actors and a cast of background performers and dancers who call Utah home. A sequel is already being planned.
"I don't know if anyone could have predicted this kind of success," said producer Don Schain, whose Utah company, Salty Pictures Inc., has produced a series of films for the Disney Channel.
The movie's plot is reminiscent of "Grease." Troy (Zac Efron), a popular high school basketball star, and academically gifted Gabriella (Vanessa Anne Hutchinson) share a secret passion for singing. When they audition for lead roles in the school musical, the rigid social order of the school - also called East High - is threatened. Everyone from "jocks" to "brainiacs" try to keep the couple from busting the status quo.
Of course, this is Disney, so the couple take a chance on their dreams, inspiring their peers to go public with their own hidden talents.
The movie's dance scenes were choreographed by Kenny Ortega, the Emmy-award winner who choreographed the opening ceremonies for the 2002 Winter Olympics. Schain said Ortega was happy to return to Utah for "High School Musical," knowing he would find the caliber of dancers and background performers he needed.
Fourteen-year-old Shawn Carter of Bountiful was among them.
He isn't surprised by the success of the movie or soundtrack because most teenagers can relate to the feeling of being defined by a high school stereotype.
"I think a lot of kids want to do different things, but are afraid because their friends might make fun of them," said Carter, who was a member of the movie's "skater" clique.
In a way, Carter's life mirrors that of the main character. Carter, a 9th grader, played on the Mueller Park Jr. High basketball team, is a wrestler and plays lacrosse. But he's taken jazz and hip hop classes at a studio in Bountiful for several years and performs in a Salt lake City singing and dancing troupe.
"A lot of people made fun of me for dancing, but I never let it bug me," he said. "I did it anyway and it's been a lot of fun."
Industry experts credit technology - and savvy Disney marketing - for the success of "High School Musical."
After the Jan. 20 debut, the Disney Channel directed fans to its Web site, where they could download lyrics to the songs for a karaoke telecast the next day. The site had a record 500,000 downloads in 24 hours.
After a subsequent broadcast, viewers were told to go to iTunes were they could buy four of the videos for the soundtrack songs, like "Get'cha Head in the Game."
"Tweens and teens spend their lives online," Richard Ellis, president of the youth marketing company 12 to 20, told The Los Angeles Times. "The first thing they do when they get home is sign onto the computer and chat with friends. If somebody says, 'Have you seen this?,' all of a sudden everyone is talking about it."
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Poor 'Tweens.

Whappy!!!!

2006-03-21T22:01:00.000-08:00

Freedom Literary Critics

2006-03-20T09:12:00.000-08:00

Jackasses Were Harmed in the Making of this Episode

2006-03-04T21:36:00.000-08:00

Tee Hee! Giggle Giggle!

2006-02-26T21:49:00.000-08:00

38.

Funny List of "Funny" Sites in SLC

2006-02-23T17:10:00.000-08:00

This is funny?

Pafly Search Terms...

2006-02-23T10:05:00.000-08:00

Pafly.com....your stop for "matt rowley pinocchios" and "foot love". And some ferrets.

rank hits percent terms

1 5 6.25% ferret
2 5 6.25% pinocchio
3 3 3.75% PAFLY.COM
4 3 3.75% Pinocchio
5 3 3.75% matt rowley pinocchio
6 3 3.75% paflyman
7 2 2.50% Buddha%27s footprints
8 2 2.50% Church and State
9 2 2.50% PINOCCHIO AND THE WHALE
10 2 2.50% Pinocchio.pdf
11 2 2.50% church and state
12 2 2.50% foot comics
13 2 2.50% foot flush
14 2 2.50% man ferret
15 2 2.50% pafly
16 2 2.50% pinocchio in the mouth of the -
17 2 2.50% pupa make up
18 2 2.50% radio plays podcast
19 2 2.50% sripada footprint
20 1 1.25% FOOT LOVE

Fouettes Were Harmed During the Making of this Episode

2006-02-17T15:38:00.000-08:00

37.

Warning: The faint of heart should have an air-sick bag available before veiwing this page.

Consult your doctor.

Adolf in Space Five!

2006-02-10T10:09:00.000-08:00

Adolf in Space 5 is up!

Click below for Fredrick Quagmire the Third's favorite web site!

www.zewfron.com

Commercials, Commercials!

2006-02-05T22:06:00.000-08:00

What? Only updating with commercials? Well, okay. I'll have a danish with a side order of narration, thank you.

Vote for The Ferret...I mean...the Mayor

2006-01-30T23:47:00.000-08:00

Let your voice be heard! Cast a vote for Mayor of Salt Lake City!

Surprises await those who don't vote for The Ferret!

Follow the exciting election returns!

Hear the Ferret!

2006-01-30T11:38:00.000-08:00

The first Ferret commercial is now conveniently available at the Ferret's campaign website!

All you PAFLY Minuteman Kids don't forget to load it on your iPods and the iPods of all your friends...especially if they are tree-hugging liberals!

I can't wait until Salt Lake is free of FooT-headed terrorists!!!

Pafly Radio Corrupting iTunes

2006-01-23T10:16:00.000-08:00

14..er..16 fools are currently subscribed to Pafly Radio!

Can't Tell the Difference Between Reality and a Comicbook

2006-01-16T22:01:00.000-08:00

Update: p. 32

Pafly in iTunes

2006-01-09T09:40:00.000-08:00

Check out the cool new Pafly Radio Plays logo in iTunes here.

Isn't Friendship Grand?

2006-01-07T21:31:00.000-08:00

New Adolf in Space!

2006-01-05T22:38:00.000-08:00

Yes, the rumors are true. Break out the gasmasks and call in the translators! There is a new adventure of Adolf in Space over in Pafly Radio Plays!

And kids, you can subscribe to the Adolf in Space podcasts to keep those bewildering adventures on your favorite MP3 device! Just visit the pafly podcast feeds and feed away!

Podcasts are not to be taken internally. Known side-effects include, but are not restricted to, headaches and nausea resulting from attempting to understand anything Adolf says. Should these occur, consult your doctor.

Prominent Nose Doc Attacks Ferret!

2005-12-31T11:46:00.000-08:00

How dare he???

Ferret Already Mayor of Small Town in France!

2005-12-20T14:56:00.000-08:00

Horrifying! When will it end???

Does this mean no tip?

2005-12-01T22:19:00.000-08:00

NaNoWriMo Done!

2005-11-30T20:41:00.000-08:00

Now there may be time for an update or two!

Ferret's New Campaign Slogan

2005-11-14T15:42:00.000-08:00

The Ferret for Mayor campaign has a new and disturbing slogan.

O, when will Pinocchio and FooT get out of that Pinocchio Make-Up kit and put a stop to this!!!

Dull and Listless

2005-10-28T16:30:00.000-07:00

Pinocchio and FooT on Hiatus

2005-10-22T13:01:00.000-07:00

You probably won't be able to tell the difference, but Pinocchio and FooT will not be updated during November because some of the writing staff are delusional. They insist on participating in NaNoWriMo.

A novel written by a PAFLY writer? The world shudders.

Adolf in Space on Odeo

2005-10-13T14:30:00.000-07:00

Amazing!

On Yahoo! Podcasts, too!

An Opposing View

2005-10-11T22:12:00.000-07:00

Governor Calvin Rampton responds to Ferret's Candidacy for Mayor!

Ferret Keeps Pulling in New Endorsements!

2005-10-11T21:57:00.000-07:00

Everyone seems to want Ferret For Mayor!

Years of Experience and Now Made in China

2005-10-03T09:05:00.000-07:00

28 and pork pizza.

Kewl Buddha Feet

2005-09-30T10:16:00.000-07:00

In your face Buddha feet!

Do you really think you'll need the snorkel?

2005-09-28T23:11:00.000-07:00

Mysterious Spike

2005-09-23T15:31:00.000-07:00

A mysterious, nose-shaped spike appeared in the number of page views at pafly.com during the end of august, dear reader!

We suspect that Muddchins have been peeking at us!

Cover yourself, dear reader!

New Meditation Service

2005-09-23T15:01:00.000-07:00

Pafly.com is forever on the cutting edge! Of what, we're not sure.

Now we offer a new, special meditation service! All you have to do, dear reader, is to go over to pafly.com and stare at the logo for several seconds.

You'll be amazed at the effect!

Hey! Hi!

Radio Plays Pirated by Eastern Europeans!

2005-09-23T11:39:00.000-07:00

See the horrible crime! Have they no shame??

Holy Zucchini!!!

2005-09-09T16:26:00.000-07:00

It's the Flying Ferret!

Catatonic with Nausea

2005-09-04T00:02:00.000-07:00

Keyword Stats for August

2005-09-01T11:27:00.000-07:00

Top 20 of 66 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 18 16.22% pafly
2 5 4.50% adolf in space
3 5 4.50% pinocchio and foot
4 4 3.60% Sheri The Classy Dame
5 4 3.60% arglebargle
6 3 2.70% foot flush
7 3 2.70% pinocchio robot
8 2 1.80% PAFLY acronym
9 2 1.80% Pinocchio
10 2 1.80% Sheri The classy Dame
11 2 1.80% acronym pafly
12 2 1.80% foot love
13 2 1.80% pafly news
14 2 1.80% pafly stand for
15 2 1.80% pinocchio
16 2 1.80% radio plays
17 2 1.80% toe flatteners
18 1 0.90% %22pinocchio%22
19 1 0.90% Happy Buddha to FooT comic PAFLY
20 1 0.90% Hoo-Hoo

Mormon crickets seem to have lost favor. Although the FooT fetishists keep on showing up.

And what, o, what does PAFLY stand for? Maybe FooT knows. You'd think they'd tell the paflyman, wouldn't you??

It's probably the wild boar thing...

And....Ferret for Mayor???

Google trick: type "site:www.pafly.com search-term" to search pafly.com

Buddha Belch

2005-08-25T23:20:00.000-07:00

What about Tomita?

2005-08-25T15:13:00.000-07:00

Ha! Finally found where the title music of Adolf in Space came from! I was listening to a classical music station when they suddenly played

Grigoras Dinicu: Hora staccato
National Philharmonic
Charles Gerhardt, conductor
James Galway, flute
RCA 60917

Add a little Tomita and you get Kosmos!

Coincidence? I don't think so!

Ha and ha!! Take that Silly Looking Charlene!

Hmm. Dinicu seems to be the most poorly documented composer ever, famous mainly for the hora staccato.

Q & A

2005-08-24T15:29:00.000-07:00

Q. What would Spaceman Stuckup and Adolf in Space sound like if there had been no Moog?

A. Lawrence Welk accordian music.

What happens when....

2005-08-11T15:43:00.000-07:00

What happens when you combine Adolf in Space with Pinocchio?

Answer: Pinocchio in Space !

What happens when you combine Masto 5M the Mechanical Maitre d' with Pinocchio?

Answer: Pinocchio the Robot (The "nose adventurer: l'aventurier nez)!

What happens when you run an Italian graphics firm?

Interactive Pinocchio!

You thought you knew Pinocchioo, did you?

2005-08-10T13:24:00.000-07:00

If you think you know Pinocchio (and no one knows what the big nose knows) then you'll want to check out a seminar on Pinocchio.

More and more.

Toupee?

2005-08-09T22:52:00.000-07:00

Daily Kos says: P&F is Stupid but Surreal

2005-08-06T12:49:00.000-07:00

Of this very site, Daily Kos said: "That is pretty stupid. Entertaining, in a surreal sort of way."

Thanks! We try our best!

Pinocchio's Evil Twin????

2005-08-04T09:53:00.000-07:00

Read the amazing story of the big nose bandit in Austria! Could this be Pinocchio's evil twin??

We at pafly.com are following the story on Google News!!!

Thanks to Arid Spillut for the tip!

And is it just me, or does everyone agree that the world highest toilet needs a foot flush?

Update: will the madness never end? Dutch football fans have been assaulted by a bunch of hooligans led by a man with big nose.

Update 2: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's also a bignose bandit in los angeles!!!! A world-wide crime spree by bignosed criminals? I bet the Ferret is behind this!!!

Male Pattern Baldness

2005-08-02T13:28:00.000-07:00

More pafly search strings

2005-07-25T11:31:00.000-07:00

# Hits Search String

1 28 36.84% pafly
2 6 7.89% pinocchioo
3 4 5.26% whale mouth
4 3 3.95% pinocchio and foot
5 2 2.63% foot comics
6 2 2.63% foot flatteners
7 2 2.63% kids radio plays
8 2 2.63% mormon secret handshake
9 2 2.63% pinocchio
10 2 2.63% pinocchio fan site
11 2 2.63% robot armies
12 2 2.63% when you care enough to send the very worst
13 1 1.32% Adventures of Pinocchio
14 1 1.32% ancient mysterious objects
15 1 1.32% emigration market
16 1 1.32% foot fan
17 1 1.32% link:sl_QSKnsfr0J:www.pafly.com/
18 1 1.32% make pinocchio's hat
19 1 1.32% mormon cricket behavior
20 1 1.32% mormon cricket foot

One can only wonder, why not "mormon cricket secret FooTshake"?

New ad at Webcomicslist

2005-07-13T11:25:00.000-07:00

New ad now up at webcomicslist.com

And who's that in the picture in the background?

Fresh and Lemony

2005-07-11T22:37:00.000-07:00

More Buddha FeeT on Ebay!

2005-07-11T14:47:00.000-07:00

They're multiplying like mormon crickets!

Be the first on your block to turn one into a FooT helmet!

FeeTs are here and here!

Paflyman and P&F Studios are not responsible for fans who get beaten up by Buddhists for wearing Buddha FeeT in FooT helmets.

July Search Strings

2005-07-08T14:59:00.000-07:00

More search strings used to find pafly.com!

# Hits Search String
01 10 40.00% pafly
02 3 12.00% whale mouth
03 2 8.00% pinocchio fan site
04 2 8.00% when you care enough to send the very worst
05 1 4.00% Adventures of Pinocchio
06 1 4.00% mormon cricket behavior
07 1 4.00% pafly news
08 1 4.00% pafly radio
09 1 4.00% pinocchio and foot
10 1 4.00% pinocchioo
11 1 4.00% robot armies
12 1 4.00% stuckup

pafly.com, when you care enough to send the very worst!

A real boy...

2005-07-06T21:54:00.000-07:00

Page 21 of the ever more confusing make up kit dealy-whapper thingy is up.

Read at your own risk.

Buddha FooT Alert

2005-06-30T11:24:00.000-07:00

Hurry! You can bid on a Buddha FooT in Ebay!!!

How do you find pafly??

2005-06-29T16:26:00.000-07:00

Favorite Search Strings for pafly.com

Top 20 of 42 Total Search Strings
# Hits % Search String
1 27 23.89% pafly
2 14 12.39% pinocchio and foot
3 12 10.62% pafly.com
4 4 3.54% COMICS pdf
5 4 3.54% paflyman
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Stolen from Pinocchio and FooT!

2005-06-25T16:31:00.000-07:00

This joke was clearly stolen from Pinocchio and FooT Comic Strip No. 4!

Vile copycats!!

New Updates....As if you didn't know...

2005-06-25T16:07:00.000-07:00

New updates starting here....

Using our new process repeatovision, P&F studios has broken production records!

And kids, be the first in your block to "Spot the Pinocchio" on page 16!

Sploook!

Repeat Update Alert......

2005-06-22T23:17:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder: p. 15 of the Mystery of the Mysterious Pinocchio Make-Up Mysterious Thing has been added!

And just you shut up, Fred Bug! I'm in charge now!



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New Blog!

2005-06-22T10:47:00.000-07:00

We're moving the blog because I hate the old software too much. The old blog will remain for purposes of Stupidity Preservation, one of the cherished goals of pafly.com!