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How dare he???

Horrifying! When will it end???

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Now there may be time for an update or two!

The Ferret for Mayor campaign has a new and disturbing slogan . O, when will Pinocchio and FooT get out of that Pinocchio Make-Up kit and put a stop to this!!!

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You probably won't be able to tell the difference, but Pinocchio and FooT will not be updated during November because some of the writing staff are delusional. They insist on participating in NaNoWriMo . A novel written by a PAFLY writer ? The world shudders.

Amazing! On Yahoo! Podcasts , too!

Governor Calvin Rampton responds to Ferret's Candidacy for Mayor!

Everyone seems to want Ferret For Mayor !

28 and pork pizza .

In your face Buddha feet !

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A mysterious, nose-shaped spike appeared in the number of page views at pafly.com during the end of august, dear reader! We suspect that Muddchins have been peeking at us! Cover yourself, dear reader!

Pafly.com is forever on the cutting edge! Of what, we're not sure. Now we offer a new, special meditation service! All you have to do, dear reader, is to go over to pafly.com and stare at the logo for several seconds. You'll be amazed at the effect! Hey! Hi!

See the horrible crime ! Have they no shame??

It's the Flying Ferret !

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Ha! Finally found where the title music of Adolf in Space came from! I was listening to a classical music station when they suddenly played Grigoras Dinicu : Hora staccato National Philharmonic Charles Gerhardt, conductor James Galway, flute RCA 60917 Add a little Tomita and you get Kosmos ! Coincidence? I don't think so! Ha and ha!! Take that Silly Looking Charlene! Hmm. Dinicu seems to be the most poorly documented composer ever, famous mainly for the hora staccato.

Q. What would Spaceman Stuckup and Adolf in Space sound like if there had been no Moog ? A. Lawrence Welk accordian music .

What happens when you combine Adolf in Space with Pinocchio? Answer: Pinocchio in Space ! What happens when you combine Masto 5M the Mechanical Maitre d' with Pinocchio? Answer: Pinocchio the Robot (The "nose adventurer: l'aventurier nez )! What happens when you run an Italian graphics firm? Interactive Pinocchio !

If you think you know Pinocchio (and no one knows what the big nose knows) then you'll want to check out a seminar on Pinocchio . More and more .

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Of this very site, Daily Kos said : "That is pretty stupid. Entertaining, in a surreal sort of way." Thanks! We try our best!

Read the amazing story of the big nose bandit in Austria ! Could this be Pinocchio's evil twin?? We at pafly.com are following the story on Google News !!! Thanks to Arid Spillut for the tip! And is it just me, or does everyone agree that the world highest toilet needs a foot flush ? Update: will the madness never end? Dutch football fans have been assaulted by a bunch of hooligans led by a man with big nose . Update 2: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! There's also a bignose bandit in los angeles !!!! A world-wide crime spree by bignosed criminals? I bet the Ferret is behind this!!!

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New ad now up at webcomicslist.com And who's that in the picture in the background?

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They're multiplying like mormon crickets! Be the first on your block to turn one into a FooT helmet! FeeTs are here and here ! Paflyman and P&F Studios are not responsible for fans who get beaten up by Buddhists for wearing Buddha FeeT in FooT helmets.

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Page 21 of the ever more confusing make up kit dealy-whapper thingy is up. Read at your own risk.

Hurry! You can bid on a Buddha FooT in Ebay!!!

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This joke was clearly stolen from Pinocchio and FooT Comic Strip No. 4 ! Vile copycats!!

New updates starting here.... Using our new process repeatovision, P&F studios has broken production records! And kids, be the first in your block to "Spot the Pinocchio" on page 16! Sploook!

Just a reminder: p. 15 of the Mystery of the Mysterious Pinocchio Make-Up Mysterious Thing has been added! And just you shut up, Fred Bug! I'm in charge now! pafly

We're moving the blog because I hate the old software too much. The old blog will remain for purposes of Stupidity Preservation, one of the cherished goals of pafly.com!